November 17, 2013

Hana: I wouldn't want anyone I know to be my doctor.
Olivia: What you don't want K.C. (a guy on our floor) to be your gynecologist?

Hana: Oh, no actually I want K.C. to be my gynecologist.

Olivia: *genuinely surprised* You do? Really?

Hana: 

November 16, 2013

Olivia:
Stupid boys
Stupid girls
Stupid people
Life
Word

Katherine:
Nice poem you got there, English major

Olivia:
I can't help it, brilliance just flows from me

November 6, 2013

CONTEXT: Someone didn't flush...
Olivia: "How is that even possible? Is your large intestine that big?!"